{"product_id":"unless-youre-a-surfboard","title":"Unless You're A Surfboard T-shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"582dc9e9-9829-449a-9465-bcdbb103c0f6\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"1j2t52o\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"29\"\u003eUnless You’re a Surfboard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"31\" data-end=\"82\"\u003eSome relationships are complicated. 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Still flat. Still waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e🌊 \u003cstrong\u003eResponsibly Made, Ocean-Minded\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made with intention, from the cotton field to the shoreline. Our tees are cut from ethically grown U.S. cotton and finished with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes — so they feel as good on your skin as that first duck-dive of the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e🏄 We print on Gildan 64000 Softstyle blanks, chosen for their responsible manufacturing and quality built to outlast seasons. 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