Peeing Wetsuit - T-shirt

Peeing Wetsuit - T-shirt

Metro Blue / XL
Sale price  $32.99 USD Regular price $42.90 USD
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Peeing Wetsuit - T-shirt
Sale price  $32.99 USD Regular price $42.90 USD
ColorMetro Blue
Size

'Made to order in 3-4 business days; typical delivery 4-8 business days after shipment'

Size Chart
Shipping

Every Black Irish Surf Co. order is made to order and typically takes 3–4 business days to produce. Once it hits the road, USPS delivery usually takes another 2–5 business days.

As soon as your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number so you can follow it all the way to your door.

Made with purpose. Shipped with care. See you out there.

Manufacturing

Responsibly Made, Ocean-Minded

🇺🇸 Made with intention, from the cotton field to the shoreline. Our tees are cut from ethically grown U.S. cotton and finished with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes — so they feel as good on your skin as that first duck-dive of the morning.

🏄 We print on Gildan 64000 Softstyle blanks, chosen for their responsible manufacturing and quality built to outlast seasons. Through its partnerships, Gildan supports more sustainable farming and continues to invest in ethical, environmentally conscious production.

🌅 Because the ocean that gives us everything deserves better than an afterthought. Great gear, like a clean break, starts with what's beneath the surface.

Black Irish Surf Co. — made for the water, made to respect it. 🤙 

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
  • We reduce plastic waste by the removal of polybags from all products except color White
Returns And Exchanges

Your satisfaction is our priority. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will make it right — no hassle, no runaround.

Here's what you need to know:

  • Damaged or defective items are eligible for a full refund
  • All return requests must be submitted within 30 days of purchase
  • Items must be unused and in the condition received

To initiate a return, contact us at:

📧 blackirishsurfco@outlook.com

📱 321-345-7354

We're a real team of real people, and we're here to help. If something isn't right, just reach out — we'll take care of it.

Policy is subject to change, but our commitment to your satisfaction never will.

❄️ Cold Water Surfing Personal Hot Tub — Gildan 64000 T-Shirt

Cold-water surfers know the truth: sometimes warmth comes from unexpected places. 😏

The Cold Water Surfing Personal Hot Tub T-Shirt celebrates one of surfing’s most unspoken survival strategies with the unapologetic caption:

“Peeing in a wetsuit is basically a personal hot tub.” 🌊

The distressed vintage graphic features a thoroughly frozen surfer crouched on an icy board, surrounded by frigid waves, falling snow, rugged cliffs, and enough steam to reveal exactly what just happened. It is the perfect conversation starter for cold-water surfers who know how to laugh at the uncomfortable realities of life in a wetsuit.

Printed on the lightweight and comfortable Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt, it is made for surf checks, beach parking lots, post-session warmups, and anyone who understands that cold-water surfing requires commitment—and a sense of humor.

T-Shirt Features

  • 👕 Soft ring-spun cotton construction

  • ❄️ Humorous cold-water surfing artwork

  • 🌊 Distressed vintage design with strong, readable typography

  • 🏄 Classic unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear

  • 💪 Taped neck and shoulders for added durability

  • 🔥 Made for surfers who create their own warmth

  • 🎁 A funny gift for surfers, wetsuit warriors, and year-round wave chasers

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach, dry-clean, or iron directly over the printed artwork.

Black Irish Surf Co. — Cold water, warm wetsuit, no questions asked. ❄️🌊

Swell Designs, Surfer Approved