Cold Water Surfing Is a Bi*** Surfing T-shirt

Dark Heather / S

$31.99 USD

$31.99 USD $41.99 USD

Premium Everyday Comfort

Built to Last. Made to Feel Good.

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Our tees are crafted from ring spun cotton, delivering a noticeably softer feel and superior durability over standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a reliable, consistent fit — wash after wash.

Breathable & Lightweight — At 4.5 oz, our fabric is designed to keep you comfortable and cool from the first wear to the last hour of the day.

"Semi-fitted unisex cut — size up if you prefer room."

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping & Returns

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Processing & Delivery

All orders are carefully processed and ship in 2-4business days. Once your order is on its way, USPS will deliver it to your door within 2–5 days. As always, you'll receive a tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way.

Returns & Exchanges

Your satisfaction is our priority. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will make it right — no hassle, no runaround.

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